So we have a new feature here in Static Land: In the news, which will be a blog-style page frequently updated with anything notable that may happen in the realm of music, art and entertainment. Currently, news items include Chris Cornell's departure from Audioslave and the lineup for this year's Bonnaroo festival. Older items won't disappear, however; they'll be dated and sent lower on the page in favor of more recent news items.
Note: Paris Hilton will never be featured in this section. Unless she dies, in which case, we'll be sure to track down Patton Oswalt's reaction to her death.
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