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The 5th Beatle

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For you political junkies


If only this were true:

Depressed Candidate Runs Attack Ad On Self

Some of you folks know how frightened I am of Mitt Romney becoming president. So let's just hope that this is around the corner for him.

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All I know is that if he is elected, SNL needs to hire Bruce Campbell to do his impression. Only Bruce has a chin of that magnitude.

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boy this barack is really impressive...

lets see...

go to campaign in virginia?
eh, not such a good idea...

how 'bout new jersey? nice friendly democrats there...
um, yeeeaaah- that didn't turn out so well...

i know! lets go 'cross the seas to help get the olympics in chicago! they love me over there!!
yikes- that didn't work-out so well either.

phew, well at least we have ol' massachusetts to help rebuild my image- you know, the 'kennedy seat'... this should be a lay-up for barack and his peeps...
um, yeah. ooops.

i'm sure a narcassist like barack has yet to figure out that people simply do not like him, trust him or believe in him. it took america about 6 years to sour on g.w.b. and it took about 6 months for barack.

i keep hearing about how smart he is and what an intellect he is compared to g.w.b. yet i am still waiting to see it. anyone who needs a teleprompter to speak to a classroom of 3rd graders is not likely invited to a mensa meeting.

i can honestly say i was happier about scott brown being elected last week than i was about the red sox beating the yankees in '04.








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C'mon, just admit you voted for Scott Brown because you were wowed by his 22-year-old dong in Cosmo.

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i am all for him and sarah palin running together in 2012... the could make a porn as part of their advertising...

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So I'm assuming you've heard about the porn series that someone did with some chick who looks just like Sarah Palin, right? That might as well have a "Made for dtrain" sticker on the DVD box.

I'm sure google will provide all the answers you'll need from here.

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i had not heard of that but color me interested...

as soon as my wife and son leave for the day, i shall scour the internet looking for faux-palin porn!

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