Alright, so I know it takes me a little longer than it should to get to the bestsellers. But, in my attempts to avoid finishing any final projects, I've spent the last two days reading instead of doing work, and I've finally finished The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold... and it is amazing. I cried through the whole book. Does that make me a sissy?
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Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down their street in his El Dorado... Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. Not like you.
Naw naw, I'll agree it's a heartbreaker. The whole story- the characters, the scenery- has a sublimely normal, totally underblown, dead-girl-next-door feel about it. And then, *pow*, tragedy on a supernatural scale. Shit, our narrator, a sweet and shy little girl, experiences her own rape and murder, so she tells the drama of her family from Heaven.
Gettin' misty already, yeah? The fact that this story got wrote in our lifetimes is beautiful in itself, it's a groundshaking work of fiction. Wait, maybe I'm a novel sissy for saying that.
You're not a sissy for crying when reading The Lovely Bones, because that book is sad as HECK (see what happens when Dianne can't swear...She has to say "heck." Hmph. I h8 whoever started this msg board company....we should write the company a letter demanding freedom of speech!). You ARE a sissy, however, for crying at Grey's Anatomy. And yes, now the whole world knows about it. haHA! (plz don't punch me, kthx)
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When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?
Have you ever WATCHED Grey's Anatomy?!?!?! They kill off someone they make you love EVERY SHOW. It's TERRIBLEEEE.
And, if I let myself cry once a week at Grey's Anatomy, I get rid of all my gushy girl feelings so I can be heartless enough to dominate a MAN'S WORLD the rest of the time. It's my secret to being a heartless bitch, and doing things like correcting students' ****ty powerpoints and informing people that they'll never get ahead in the world if they don't bother to proof read!
Grey's Anatomy is the secret to all of my powerrrr!
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Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down their street in his El Dorado... Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. Not like you.
Uh yeah, because disrespecting women is ALWAYS okay but feces totally aren't. How about bastard, will it let me have bastard? Or how about dick? Cocksucker? Mother****er? This is like a science experiment!
EDIT: It let me have ****er. I feel better now.
-- Edited by QuatrainHarpy at 19:06, 2006-05-09
EDIT AGAIN: WHAAAAT!?!? This time I didn't get to have ****er! I think it's just toying with me.
-- Edited by QuatrainHarpy at 19:08, 2006-05-09
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When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?
A visitor to this message board just might get a little weirded out at its members turning every naughty word into a proper noun.
...Shit, whatever, I might as well post this:
George Carlin- "It's a great word, nice word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u. You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound fuh ends with a kuh. Right? A little something for everyone. Fuck. Good word. Kind of a proud word, too. Who are you? I am FUCK! FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN!"
-- Edited by Ol Death Whisper at 20:15, 2006-05-17
