OK. If someone at work kept asking you what you did for fun, and you said you liked music, and they repeatedly kept asking you if you thought that Evanescence and Avril Lavigne were the two best vocalists in the world aside from the contestants on American Idol, how would you respond?
Would you: A) Point out that Evanescence is not actually a female vocalist and, frankly, Avril Lavigne shouldn't be considered one either? B) Emphasize that the contestants on American Idol don't write music and therefore are really only doing 1/2 the job? C) Serenely comment that you would rather gouge out your eardrums with one of Carter Beauford's deliberately broken and crowd distributed drumsticks before you would listen to any of the above? D) Smile and say "not quite" before fleeing to the bathroom to expel the results of your involuntary gag reflex?
Just a little poll. I'll expect your answers below.
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A) I'm fairly certain every Evanescence song I've ever heard has been the same. "Yooouuuuu! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHH!" B) It hurts me that that show is as popular as it is, and it always will. Tavares, out. C) I hadn't thought about Carter Beauford in at least 3 years. Honest to god. D) How far is the bathroom?
In all honesty, I'd go with "D." Because eventually you might need her help in something or other, and you don't want to spray the gooey insides of your lunch all over her new shoes, which she bought because Avril was wearing them, and isn't she so cute?
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No one but Dianne and Nick ever respond to my comments here. It's very discouraging. I think there should be a nation of three - Dianne, Nick and me.
Note to Dianne: not the creepy kind of nation where we have to plan which night we're in what bedroom, just a nation where it would be ok if no one else came to the state dinners because there were only us three citizens anyway, know what I'm saying?
But we would have to outsource EVERYTHING. Except for diatribes! I MANDATE THAT ALL DIATRIBES WILL BE HOMEGROWN!
-- Edited by BeastnDragon at 19:43, 2007-05-15
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Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down their street in his El Dorado... Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. Not like you.
BeastnDragon wrote:Note to Dianne: not the creepy kind of nation where we have to plan which night we're in what bedroom, just a nation where it would be ok if no one else came to the state dinners because there were only us three citizens anyway, know what I'm saying?
You lie. It'd be all about the booty-smackin'. THAT'S ALL I AM TO YOU, RACHEL! A PIECE OF MEAT! A FINE, FINE, SEXY PIECE OF MEAT!!
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